All My Great Excuses.
I started my homework,
But my pen ran out of ink,
My hamster ate my homework,
My computers on the blink.
I accidentally dropped it,
In the soup my mum was cooking,
My brother flushed it down the toilet,
when i wasn't looking
My mother ran my homework,
through the washer and dryer,
An aeroplane crashed into our house,
My homework caught on fire.
Tornadoes blew my notes away,
Volcanoes struck our town,
My notes where taken hostage,
by a evil killer clown.
Some aliens abducted me,
i had a shark attack,
A pirate swiped my homework,
And wouldn't give it back.
I worked on these excuses,so darned long my teacher said,"I'll think you'll find it easier if you do the work instead.
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